Scream (2022): Superfluously Self-Aware

The Tender Bar: Forgettably Fine

Pink Flamingos: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!

Red Rocket: An Explosive Encounter

Napoleon Dynamite: High Level Comfort Comedy

New Year's Eve: Countdown Crash

Black Spot: An Unnerving Study of Human Greed

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City - Dead On Arrival

Wolf: Away From the Pack

Andrzej Zulawski's Possession: A Deranged and Hypnotic Arthouse Horror Experience

Home Alone: A Generic Classic

Gremlins: Holiday Perfection

The 355: False Empowerment

Super Mario Bros.: A Vomit Inducing Trauma

Peranbu: Father's Love that Knows No Bounds

Everybody's Talking About Jamie: An Uplifting Musical That Lacks Focus.

The Tragedy of MacBeth: Super Shakespeare

Saw: Do You Wanna Play a Game?

Being the Ricardos: Powerful Women, Powerful Film

Last Night In Soho: This Is Edgar Wright At His Most Bold And Creative.

Belfast: Bittersweet Nostalgia

Crimson Peak: An Underappreciated Del Toro's Masterpiece

The Unforgivable: Caged Drama

The King's Man: Elegant Energy