May 22, 20213 min read

Fateful Findings: Blissful Foolishness

Updated: Feb 1, 2023

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@the_owlseyes

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Genius. So rare to the point of nonexistence. Stupidity. So common to the point of boredom. What about both. What about a thing or a person who has both. Someone so ingeniously dumb to be considered a foolish visionary. I'm talking about someone who's ego exceed the dimension of his mind and his dick. Someone who should've sticked to his job. Someone who has a mind so perverse, so wicked and twisted that Ted bundy and Joker would look like abecedarians. Joker would kill himself rather than withstanding someone like him. I'm talking about the Wonderful, Inimitable, His Highness Neil Breen. This is his Magnum Opus.

PLOT

"A computer-scientist/novelist reunites with his childhood friend, hacks into government databases, and faces the dire and fateful consequences of the mystical actions he obtained as a child" or "Invisible Plot".

SCRIPT

I don't know. I didn't understand what's the point of the movie. It could be about government corruption and rape. Or about the threat of technology or about magic. I don't know, I'm speechless. The main character isn't likeable and he has superpowers out of nowhere. At times it seems like it tries to approach the problem of marriage's unfaithfullness but I'm not sure. There's a contrived plot actually and the characters are just silhouettes, who don't have an arch, a defined personality and a goal. The climax in the last act is so anticlimatic that it seems like an epic troll. The prologue is as bad as the ending because you're introduced to some characters without any kind of information which could help you understand why they're acting like that. Oh, yes, there're some situations where the movie becomes an horror with no explanation and no resolution. This is incompetence overload.

Script: 1/10

ACTING

It's bad, all over the place and i don't believe that these are actors. It's so atrocious that drinking acid like beer would be more healthy. And Neil, Neil is the worst of them all because he's incompetent and uninterested. I prefer to watch The Rise of Skywalker on loop rather than watching him acting.

Acting: 1/10

PHOTOGRAPHY

It's stale and boring. Every shot look like a sh!t and no effort has been put in it. It's basic but it's below, so much below average.

Photography: 2/10

EDITING

It's shot badly. There're some scenes where you're not able to understand what's happening because the camera is too shaky, others where the camera is too close to the characters face, other's where it's just below the standards. Cuts are sudden and unexpected and some sequences feel odd. There's no slow motion, which is a blessing. I can't imagine what it could've been with it.

Editing: 2/10

SPECIAL EFFECTS

There're two special effects and they suck. yes, it's that bad. The makeup is bad as well.

Special Effects: 1/10

SOUNDTRACK

It's absent. There's a random howl which doesn't make sense and doesn't bring something to the movie.

Soundtrack: 1/10

COSTUMES

Usual clothes you could buy at a discount store, which are usually ripped off. They're not used in a meaningful way.

Costumes: 5/10

CONCLUSION

Script: 1/10

Acting: 1/10

Photography: 2/10

Editing: 2/10

Special Effects:1/10

Soundtrack: 1/10

Costumes: 5/10

AVERAGE: 1,85

It's bad, all over the place and incompetent. This is what makes this crap so funny, because it's done so badly that you'll like only because there will be a cringe overload. Watch it with caution.

By @the_owlseyes

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