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@the_owlseyes
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What have you done Morty, you motherfu&/%r?
I don't know Rick, I...I did what yout told me.
When I've said that our next adventure would've been meta, I didn't mean that we would've been..burp...part of a fu&&/(g self-aware review.
Damn, I wanted to go to Boob World, it's...it's the second time I don't get to see it.
Always horny, Morty. Do you remember what happened last time ahahah?
Ok Rick, you won it. Geez.
May I start?
Oh it's you, son of a b$&/h. Let us go, we don't care about your stupid review.
Actually, I didn't even started it. I can let you go only if you help me complete it.
Rick, it could be awesome. Wait, will Jessica read it?
Sure she will Morty. She's one of our followers.
Hey a%%hole, we're not here to play your lame games. Let us go back to my car.
No, I don't think I will.
Don't pull the Captain America meme with me...burp...mot)((&$cker.
No I didn't.
Alright, what do you want us to do.
Shut up Morty. What do you want us to do?
Reviewing your show.
Sh!t. You mo%&%%&/r.
Ok, I'll start. Put a picture here.
Sure Morty.
This..this is a show about me and grandpa Rick and our adventures. We get thr..through universes and sh!t like that.
Don't tell him everything Morty, he could be a spy of the Galactic Federation or the Councile of Rick. Do you understand me Morty, do you understand me..burp?
I'm not a spy.
Sure, and we believe you, right? Your glasses doesn't make you less threatning, dick. Nerds are powerful but I'm far more powerful than...burp..you.
It's not a competition Rick.
Shut up Rick, let me explain, you selfish f%&k.
Our screenwriter are....are good. I mean, they let everyone have an arch. Rick get one too.
Morty, I'm still an old a$$hole...burp..the build up is sh!t. Jerry, the dumb dumb, doesn't change. He's stil soooo boriiiing.
Well Rick, at least he's a likeable character.
Morty...burp..do you know about my fans? I have the most toxic fandom and there're people who think that I'm an example.
Sure...sure, why not? An alcoholic scientist who cares only about himself. Rick, you..you stop f%&%&g around.
Oh, shut up Morty. We had to change our universe to solve your problems. A lot of times we get into troubles cause of....burp...of your geez, ahahaha.
Anyway, who do our voices is pretty good. Justin plays me and Morty. We are...are what we're thanks to him.
There're also a lot of guests, like Christina Hendricks, we have fun.
Rick, stop telling us about your sex life with Unity and the other planet.
What the fu&/k Morty..burp...at least I've lost my virginity.
What now? What the f%$&K are we missing?
Photography, Editing, Special Effects,..
Shut up! Two of them doesn't matter. No one cares about it.
But I do Rick.
Ok, genius, tell him something about that. This review is crap.
I...I think that our series is amazing, everything is so..so coloured and beautiful.
That's it? Morty, you really are a cock sucker ahahah...burp..
I mean...I mean that who designed us and the show has done a good job.
Bull&&$t...burp...I have spiky hair and your head looks like a round with two circles. This series has a low tier designer who wants to do more with less, it's a dick.
Sure but the aliens and all the other things are good. I think that...that we...we should start respecting our creators.
What the f%%/k Morty? I created myself, not some f7868rs with their ass on a chair and a fu$$&%/g pen. I'm own....burp..God. They can't bound me.
Are we almost done son of a b/&/h?
Sure, you have left soundtrack and costumes.
Move Morty, the portal gun is back online. We can live. In your ass, mo%&$%cker.
No, wait, how I'm a supposed to end this review?
I....I don't know. Have a nice day motherf/(&r.
Oh crap, Rick has done it again.
Well, I guess that's over. They've managed to get out and I don't know how to finish it. Really. The series is at its 5th season and I don't want to spoil anything to you. This show is the best thing ever. I'm going to give it a vote but consider that this series doesn't need to exist. In fact it's better if you go watching it rather than staying here.
Go. Go away.
Now.
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